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Which woman?

Lesishu — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:27:02 +0000

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

The Advantage of Alcohol

Lesishu — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:17:31 +0000

In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died.

The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"

The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."

The Father and His Son

Lesishu — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:21:00 +0000

Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very good pupil. In fact, he was the best pupil in his class.

Tom: Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your age, he was President of the United States.

Who Should be Given the Present?

Lesishu — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:29:37 +0000

A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present.

"Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.

There was silence and then a chorus of voices: "You play with it, Daddy!"

An Essential Correction

Lesishu — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:14:10 +0000

Teacher: Walter, why don’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

Walter: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

behind time

Lesishu — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:32:55 +0000

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

What do lazy dogs do for fun?

Lesishu — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:23:25 +0000

Because he/she was going to high school

Otherwise

Lesishu — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:07:00 +0000

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

The Umbrella

Lesishu — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:54:58 +0000

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes."

When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."

Give Me a Dollar

Lesishu — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:50:08 +0000

Son: Dad, give me a dime.

Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?