A Dead Fly
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
How do I get the gum out?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"
I Hope So Too
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at someone else's paper, Jack. Jack: I hope so too ,teacher.
Knights and Nights
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights.
The smell is terrible
A man came to the police station and complained: " I have three brothers - We all lived in one room. One of my brothers has six cats; another has five dogs, and the other has four goats. The smell is terrible. Can you do something about it?" "Well, why don't you open the windows?" [...]
